headline read, “He wanted humps for bumps.” A Mayor allegedly promised to
get speed bumps installed in a woman’s neighborhood in exchange for sex.
Catherine Padilla filed a complaint earlier this year accusing Lantana mayor
David Stewart, who took her to a hotel after a lunch meeting and making the
indecent proposal. The politician “misused his position to attempt to obtain a
sexual benefit for himself,” the Florida Commission on Ethics determined.
GERMANY: They are in deep do-do now… Police arrested two men who allegedly stole more than 1,000 portable toilets – from the waste-disposal firm where they were employed. They are no longer employed, however.
ILLINOIS: “Police pooper chase ends in arrest,”
read the headline. Chicago police arrested a mystery pooper in October
2019. Ke Hu, 46, was nabbed after authorities identified him as a man wanted
for using feces and food to deface vehicles and storefronts. Allegedly Hu wore
white gloves and carried a brown paper bag as he skulked through the
neighborhood in the early morning hours, smearing dung all over people’s
property, police said.
wrong pants? Christopher Culley, 37,
was recently arrested allegedly for having crystal meth in his pocket. Culley
blamed the previous owner of his thrift store pants. Police had pulled over
Culley for swerving on a highway in Lebanon, he told the police that he had
bought and worn the secondhand pants directly out of the shop and had no clue
about the meth. Nevertheless, police arrested him because they also found a
syringe in his car.
cup, maybe? A man got drunk, stole a horse and rode it onto Churchill Downs
during a horse racing event in October 2018. Louisville police arrested Michael
Wells-Rody, 24 for the stunt and charged him with public intoxication and
MICHIGAN: He robbed 13 banks and then became a politician. A man who had been arrested for an armed robbery spree in the 1980s is now a city councilman. Kent hall, 72, of Williamston, who served more than six years in federal prison has since undergone treatment for his post traumatic stress disorder, which he said triggered his life of crime. As an elected official, he has earned praise for working with war vets.