MINNESOTA: Jesus Irony? We learn that a runner wearing a “Jesus Saves” running bib to the Twin Cities Marathon in October 2019, collapsed during the race – and ended up being saved by a man named Jesus. Tyler Moon had a heart attack while running and fell, fractured the bones in his face and got a concussion. Nevertheless, he survived thanks to Jesus Bueno, a nurse who was running behind him and who administered CPR.
relief,” read the headline. We learn that a stolen 10-foot-long, 150-pound
inflatable colon used to teach people about the dangers of colon cancer has
been recovered. Kansas City police announced the find on Twitter, saying,
“Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a
vacant house.” The colon bandit remains on the loose.
was raining woman,” read the headline. A half-naked woman twice fell
through the ceiling of a Kingsport restaurant landing in the kitchen. On a
Tuesday in early November 2018, Harley Morton, 26, allegedly feel through the
ceiling of the Cookout restaurant, climbed on a table and scampered back into
the area above the ceiling panels – and plummeted again. Police had no ready
explanation for Morton’s antics. Also, no information on whether she was
We learn that a woman celebrated officially separating from her husband of 14
years by blowing up her wedding dress. Kimberly Santleben-Stiteler, 43, rigged
explosives to the gown on her father’s farm in Lacoste after filing divorce
papers. “It was closure,” she said, adding residents could hear the boom for
stuck in the backyard pool? A recent plea for assistance to remove
something stuck in a Las Vegas pool wasn’t odd until the caller identified the
stuck object: a U-Haul truck. “We kind of didn’t believe it,” said Jose Norea
of Big Valley Towing who asked for “visual evidence.” The caller then sent a
photo of the vehicle he had driven into his empty pool when he accidentally hit
the gas pedal instead of the brake.