In Nebraska a man who escaped from police attempting to serve a misdemeanor warrant by abandoning his truck and swimming across a river turns out to have a 26-page criminal record. The article doesn’t say what the crimes were, but bond was set at $3,500, so it is probably 26 pages of the types of things that would be done by a person who would be willing to abandon his truck and swim across a river rather than deal with a misdemeanor, that is, stupid stuff. [Jack Chin]