Perhaps the Finest Warning of the Year

I am, I admit, utterly unconvinced of the value of being able to plug a guitar into a car stereo, though that may have something to do with my playing violin.  (But, in a vain attempt to regain any hipster cred I might have once had, I note that I do host, with my daughter, an indie kids’ music show called “
Spare the Rock, Spoil the Child.”)

But for those of you who might be tempted by the VW, I note this, strictly for your safety (from the disclaimer page):

(The magazine ad I’m looking at says “Do not operate guitar while driving,” but apparently they decided that passengers shouldn’t rock out either.)