How To Eat Soup By rickgeorges on October 25, 2018 Email this postTweet this postLike this postShare this post on LinkedIn Actually, the best way is to eschew the spoon altogether. Pick up the bowl, bring it to your lips, and tilt. The soup will find its way to your throat. Put the bowl down. Wait exactly 2 seconds. You may count out loud. Repeat. Related Stories #WhyIAmASolo – You Can Never Have Too Many Personal Assistants Oh No! Snow White And Mickey Mouse Arrested! Would You Go To An Amusement Park With No Rides, No Food And No Fun?