NEW JERSEY: Hypnotist prostate sex assault? A man who touts himself as a master hypnotist told clients he needed to give them prostate exams – then sexually assaulted them, prosecutors say. Robert Bruckner, 55, of the town of Randolph was
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Weird Criminal Law Stories # 680: A hairy situation…
TENNESSEE: A hairy situation? We learn that a drunk, topless woman was caught munching on the mane of a miniature horse – and told police in 2020 it was made of candy. Cynthia Teeple was charged with public intoxication after…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 679: Mooving Story!
BOTSWANA” No butts about it! We learn that painting eyes on cows’ rumps can keep them safe. In Botswana, where cows are often eaten by lions, were attacked less often when farmers painted eyes on the cow’s rear ends, according…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 678: Splash!
LOUISIANA: The headline read, “Get trout of here!” A man was arrested after going for a swim in a gigantic fish tank at a recreation store, authorities said. Kevin Wise, 26, was charged with simple criminal damage to property for…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 677: Hello Dolly, Dummies
GEORGIA: They were all dummies…Police officers thought they had found a body – and didn’t figure out she was a sex doll until the coroner arrived. The officers spotted the fully dressed, anatomically correct silicone doll near a train tracks…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 676: OOOOPS!
BRAZIL: True exposure? A TV journalist interviewing a politician on a video call revealed the naked truth – when his wife walked through the background of the shot nude. Fabio Porchat’s wife tried to sneak across the frame wearing only…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 675: Yoga mat mishap?
MARYLAND: Yoga Mat mishap? Recently a woman found a drunken man urinating on her yoga mat—and bit his neck. Melanie Jeffers, 42, allegedly confronted the boozer and tussled with him after he relieved himself on her mat at her Sykesville…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 674: Sex Tapes Hi-jinks
WISCONSIN: Sex Tape Hijinks? We learn that a convenience store may lose its business license because it allowed an amateur porn star to make a sex tape in the snack aisle during business hours. It appears that the operators of…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 673: Dick Weiner, really?
OREGON: “They have unborn dogs in this fight,” read the headline. We learn that two dog breeders won $400,000 from a sperm bank they sued for mistakenly destroying high-quality frozen Labrador-retriever semen. The owners – including one named Dick Weiner…
Weird Criminal Law Stories # 672: Drunken Diva?
FLORIDA: Mixed up Operatic? The woman charged with blowing through security check-points at President’s Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort has been identified as an opera singer form Connecticut. Hannah Roemhild, 30, was initially seen dancing erratically on the roof of a car…