GERMANY:  “Don’t sled on the dead,” read the headline to this story. We learn that dummkopfs have been tobogganing over a graveyard at a former Nazi Concentration camp site in Germany, sparking outrage and a warning from management. The sledders…

UNITED KINGDOM: Geezer party, maybe? Recently police rushed to a venue in England to break up an “Illegal rave” – only to find it was a crowd of elderly people waiting to get vaccinated. Worried neighbors had called police to…

FLORIDA: The headline read, “No need for a strip search.” It was reported that a naked man stole a police car, drove it into the woods and slammed into a tree. A police officer first spotted the unidentified man standing…

OKLAHOMA: Big Foot News? A lawmaker wants to create an official hunting season for “trapping” the elusive upright-walking ape. Rep, Justin Murphy is pushing legislation that establishes rules, fees, and licenses for Sasquatch hunting season to boost tourism. He says,…

New York: TURN COAT! We learn that Jeffrey Sabol, 51, a geophysicist from Colorado was identified as the man that who allegedly dragged a federal police officer down a flight of stairs and began beating him the during the January…

Professor Birdsong has had a ball so far this year finding and providing you with lots of Weird Criminal Law Stories. Glad you like them. He now needs a rest. Weird Criminal Law Stories will return during Labor Day week…

FLORIDA: Hot for sex dolls, maybe? We learn that the demand for the human-like silicone girls shot up so much amid the coronavirus quarantine that suppliers say they are struggling to keep up production. The Florida based company “Sex Doll…